"Okay guys, the birthday game is alm--"

"What"

"What are you doing with Jack"

"... nothing?" spoke Jack.

"I don't want to hear it, Jack. (insert your name here)?"

"What are you doing with that cardboard cutout?"

"... are those candles? Are you-"

"Are you having a candle-lit dinner with a cutout?"

"Oh my god. Great. I trust you to not do anything stupid, and this is what you do."

"Whatever. I guess you can go back to the main menu now, now that you're done with this uhhh... thing of yours."