No... It couldn't be! It...

It's Jack.

The real Jack. In the flesh.

"Hello, (insert your name here)!" said Jack, in a pleasant, light voice. He takes a moment to adjust his bowtie.

"... Jack... how did you know? How do you know my name...?"

"Because I..."

"I..." You wait for Jack's next words. Anticipation. Suspense. Tension.

"I go here often, (insert your name here). I like their cooking. The Dustybee they use for the honey... mmm!"

Your heart sinks.

You thought you had met your match. Your soulmate. A lonely heart, meeting another heart.

But no. It's a dream, isn't it? Too good to be true.

"So, um, what brings you here?"