You sigh. Those yellow eyes... they're perfection.

And those golden scales... better than perfect.

You commissioned it from the greatest artist you knew.

You'll probably be not able to pay rent, but...

Your monetary sacrifice, your desire for a cute dragon and an artist who just opened up NSFW commissions 7 minutes ago...

All these forces combined into this piece of art. It redefines it.

Absolutely awesome. And amazing.

Your heart skips a beat as you look into the bodypillow's eyes.

You make small, admittedly one-sided talk with your bodypillow.

A waiter approaches your table.

He wishes you a good evening, and asks you what you will have for dinner tonight.


==> Stuff that dragons eat.


==> Pancakes, flavored with Dustybee honey.