The Guide to Survive Unwanted Self Insert Situations

Okay, so if you're reading this you either:

A) is stuck in a self insert situation, as mentioned above

B) somehow found this back in the 'real world', so to speak, and I sound like a maniac.

If you're B), then... Welcome, I guess? I mean, if you're still reading this, that probably means you're interested in this. I don't mind you sticking around.

(Or is trying to find my address to send me to an asylum.).

Oh yeah, thanks to Neocities or something like that. But seriously, you should check the guide. Unless there's other guides out there. I dunno.